This funny design lays down the law for every lake day, booze cruise, or questionable deep sea adventure. Rule Number One: Don't Fall Off the Boat is equal parts warning and lifestyle motto, featuring a poor soul mid flight as the boat says "not today." Perfect for boat captains, party cove legends, and anyone who's been one drink away from a splash. Wear it proudly, stay dry, and maybe don't trust your balance after that third White Claw. Our durable high quality full color kiss cut stickers are perfect for laptops, water bottles car windows, or smooth surface where you want to make a statement.