Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams Attached to Their Heads - Unisex Sweatshirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex sweatshirts consist of a premium 8.5oz cotton/polyester blend with a classic crew neck and flattering fit.
Requesting sharks with frickin' laser beams is just basic villain infrastructure, not some luxury line item. Number Two treating world domination like a quarterly earnings call is why evil never scales properly. Inspired by Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery.
The Details:
Bold red italic script text reads "Sharks" above smaller golden-yellow lowercase text reading "with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads." A teal cartoon shark with a menacing red eye, bared white teeth, and a laser device on its head emits a red beam, positioned in front of a teal geometric triangle outline.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double-needle stitching for durability.
- Material: 8.0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly).
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and warm.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
