Slow Poke - Unisex Sweatshirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex sweatshirts consist of a premium 8.5oz cotton/polyester blend with a classic crew neck and flattering fit.
Turtles mating in a vintage field guide illustration is nature's way of making pornography look educational. The word "poke" is doing community service in two completely different sentences, and the turtle's pace means both definitions are painfully accurate.
The Details:
Dark green retro bubble lettering reads "SLOW POKE" across the top in two stacked lines. Below, a vintage hand-drawn illustration depicts two turtles mating, the top turtle with an orange and gold patterned shell, the bottom turtle in lighter tan and green tones with detailed shell segments.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double-needle stitching for durability.
- Material: 8.0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly).
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and warm.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
