The Colonies Are Quite Rowdy Today - Unisex T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
T-Shirts come in two premium styles. Deluxe: 100% ring-spun cotton. Luxury: ultra soft vintage heather blend of combed ring-spun cotton & polyester.
Losing an empire over tea taxes and then watching the colonies celebrate by detonating things every July is a level of restraint no therapist could teach. America's annual breakup party honestly proves her point.
The Details:
Bold white arched text reads "THE COLONIES ARE QUITE" above a distressed white portrait illustration of Queen Elizabeth II wearing a crown, flanked by decorative white stars on both sides. Larger western-style lettering below reads "ROWDY TODAY," all rendered in a weathered screen-print texture.
Fit & Fabric:
- Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable.
- Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume Cotton/Poly blend. Features side-seamed construction for a premium feel.
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Please refer to the size chart.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
