The Steaks Are High - Long Sleeve T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our long sleeve T-shirts feature heavyweight 100% cotton with a solid, structured feel that’s built for warmth, comfort, and long-lasting wear.
Cows playing poker while visibly baked is the only honest portrayal of a Thursday night card game ever put on record. Every other version leaves out the part where nobody remembers the blinds and the cigar is decorative at best.
The Details:
Distressed white arched block text reads "THE STEAKS ARE HIGH" across the top. A cartoon illustration depicts two Holstein cows with red eyes seated in chairs at a green poker table, one puffing a cigar with gray smoke curling upward, poker chips and playing cards scattered on the table surface, rendered in white, gray, black, and green ink.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed cuffs and taped neck/shoulders for durability.
- Material: 100% Heavyweight Cotton. (Heathers are a durable cotton/poly blend).
- Fit: Classic fit. Roomy and comfortable.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.