The Steaks Are High - Unisex Sweatshirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex sweatshirts consist of a premium 8.5oz cotton/polyester blend with a classic crew neck and flattering fit.
Cows playing poker while visibly baked is the only honest portrayal of a Thursday night card game ever put on record. Every other version leaves out the part where nobody remembers the blinds and the cigar is decorative at best.
The Details:
Distressed white arched block text reads "THE STEAKS ARE HIGH" across the top. A cartoon illustration depicts two Holstein cows with red eyes seated in chairs at a green poker table, one puffing a cigar with gray smoke curling upward, poker chips and playing cards scattered on the table surface, rendered in white, gray, black, and green ink.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double-needle stitching for durability.
- Material: 8.0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly).
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and warm.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.