Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards v2 - Unisex Sweatshirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex sweatshirts consist of a premium 8.5oz cotton/polyester blend with a classic crew neck and flattering fit.
Translating "eat a bag of dicks" into medieval English and slapping it on a tapestry-style knight is the most effort anyone has ever put into plausible deniability. Half the people reading this shirt are doing Latin root analysis at a barbecue.
The Details:
A medieval manuscript-style illustration depicts an armored knight on horseback, the horse draped in a red and gold caparison, walking across a grassy ground with small vegetation in muted earth tones. Golden blackletter text below reads "Thou May Ingest a Satchel Of Richards."
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double-needle stitching for durability.
- Material: 8.0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly).
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and warm.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
