Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards v2 - Unisex T-Shirt

Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards v2 - Unisex T-Shirt

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Estimated Delivery: November 9th - November 12th

T-Shirts come in two premium styles. Deluxe: 100% ring-spun cotton. Luxury: ultra soft vintage heather blend of combed ring-spun cotton & polyester.

Translating "eat a bag of dicks" into medieval English and slapping it on a tapestry-style knight is the most effort anyone has ever put into plausible deniability. Half the people reading this shirt are doing Latin root analysis at a barbecue.

The Details:

A medieval manuscript-style illustration of an armored knight on horseback, paired with a mock Old English insult, Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards.

Fit & Fabric:

  • Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable.
  • Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume Cotton/Poly blend. Features side-seamed construction for a premium feel.
  • Fit: Standard unisex fit. Please refer to the size chart.
  • Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.

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