Tribble Farms - Long Sleeve T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our long sleeve T-shirts feature heavyweight 100% cotton with a solid, structured feel that’s built for warmth, comfort, and long-lasting wear.
Cyrano Jones running a legitimate farm is the kind of rebrand only a space grifter could attempt with a straight face. His guarantee to multiply is less a promise than a warning label.
The Details:
Distressed white block text reads "CYRANO JONES" above "TRIBBLE FARMS" with a golden-yellow script "Guaranteed" and white text "TO MULTIPLY" beneath. A vintage illustration depicts fuzzy brown, tan, and golden-yellow tribbles overflowing from a metal shipping crate. Small white text at the bottom reads "PROUDLY SHIPPING FROM STATION K7" above "SINCE STARDATE 4523.3."
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed cuffs and taped neck/shoulders for durability.
- Material: 100% Heavyweight Cotton. (Heathers are a durable cotton/poly blend).
- Fit: Classic fit. Roomy and comfortable.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
