Tribble Farms - Unisex Sweatshirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex sweatshirts consist of a premium 8.5oz cotton/polyester blend with a classic crew neck and flattering fit.
Cyrano Jones running a legitimate farm is the kind of rebrand only a space grifter could attempt with a straight face. His guarantee to multiply is less a promise than a warning label.
The Details:
Distressed white block text reads "CYRANO JONES" above "TRIBBLE FARMS" with a golden-yellow script "Guaranteed" and white text "TO MULTIPLY" beneath. A vintage illustration depicts fuzzy brown, tan, and golden-yellow tribbles overflowing from a metal shipping crate. Small white text at the bottom reads "PROUDLY SHIPPING FROM STATION K7" above "SINCE STARDATE 4523.3."
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double-needle stitching for durability.
- Material: 8.0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly).
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and warm.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
