Turneth Thou Grapes Into Whine - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our 3/4 sleeve raglan T-Shirts are made from super soft 100% ring-spun cotton. Heather colors are 50/50 cotton/poly blend.
Monks spent centuries turning grapes into wine, and one kick to the groin turns grapes into whine in under a second. Efficiency like that is why the Middle Ages never needed a vineyard, just a man in a lion crest and a grudge.
The Details:
A medieval manuscript-style illustration of one tunic-clad man kicking another in the groin, paired with a faux-scripture pun about grapes and whining, in the spirit of illuminated-margin meme humor.
Fit & Fabric:
- Solid Colors: 100% Ring-Spun Cotton (4.5 oz). Soft and reactive-dyed for long-lasting color.
- Heather Colors: Cotton/Poly blend (90/10 for Grey, 50/50 for Color Heathers).
- Style: Classic raglan baseball tee with contrasting 3/4 sleeves and a ribbed crew neck.
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Pre-washed to minimize shrinkage.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
