T-Shirts are available in two high quality styles. Deluxe: 100% ringspun combed cotton or Luxury: super soft vintage style heather blend of ringspun combed cotton & polyester.
Skeletons propositioning strangers with actual bones is the only pickup line that comes with physical evidence and plausible deniability. The pumpkin is just there so you can claim it's seasonal when HR asks.
The Details:
A vintage cartoon-style skeleton in a green long-sleeve shirt holds a carved orange jack-o'-lantern under one arm and extends a large bone outward with the other hand. Cream block text below reads "WANNA BONE?" in two stacked lines.
Fit & Fabric: