Stay cool in our 4.2oz unisex tank top. Made of unicorn soft 100% airlume ring-spun & combed cotton.
Finding one onion ring in a carton of fries is the closest most adults get to being chosen by a prophecy. Ancient wizards guarded that kind of ring for centuries, and this one got eaten in a parking lot before the quest even started.
The Details:
A vintage woodcut wizard marveling at a floating onion ring found in an order of fries, treating the fast food accident like a precious magical ring, inspired by The Lord of the Rings.
Fit & Fabric: