You Can't Make Everybody Happy - Unisex Sweatshirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex sweatshirts consist of a premium 8.5oz cotton/polyester blend with a classic crew neck and flattering fit.
Pizza maintains a 100% approval rating across every demographic, tax bracket, and emotional state. Accepting you rank below warm bread and cheese is the first honest thing most people ever do.
The Details:
Distressed white block text in a weathered screen-print style reads "YOU CAN'T MAKE EVERYBODY HAPPY. YOU'RE NOT PIZZA." Visible texture erosion appears throughout the bold, condensed lettering.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double-needle stitching for durability.
- Material: 8.0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly).
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and warm.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.