You Have Died of Dysentery - Unisex Hoodie
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex luxury fleece hoodies consist of a premium 8.5oz ring-spun cotton/polyester blend. They are beyond comfortable.
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The Details:
Green monochrome pixel art depicts an ox hitched to a covered wagon, rendered in blocky 8-bit style mimicking an Apple II green phosphor display. A bordered rectangle below contains pixelated green text reading "YOU HAVE DIED OF DYSENTERY."
Fit & Fabric:
- Fabric: Heavyweight 80/20 cotton/poly blend. Features a double-lined hood and pouch pocket.
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and durable.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
