Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams Attached to Their Heads - Long Sleeve T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our long sleeve T-shirts feature heavyweight 100% cotton with a solid, structured feel that’s built for warmth, comfort, and long-lasting wear.
Requesting sharks with frickin' laser beams is just basic villain infrastructure, not some luxury line item. Number Two treating world domination like a quarterly earnings call is why evil never scales properly. Inspired by Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery.
The Details:
Bold red italic script text reads "Sharks" above smaller golden-yellow lowercase text reading "with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads." A teal cartoon shark with a menacing red eye, bared white teeth, and a laser device on its head emits a red beam, positioned in front of a teal geometric triangle outline.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed cuffs and taped neck/shoulders for durability.
- Material: 100% Heavyweight Cotton. (Heathers are a durable cotton/poly blend).
- Fit: Classic fit. Roomy and comfortable.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
