Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams Attached to Their Heads - Unisex T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
T-Shirts are available in two high quality styles. Deluxe: made with 100% ringspun combed cotton. Luxury: made with a super soft vintage style heather blend of ringspun cotton & polyester.
Requesting sharks with frickin' laser beams is just basic villain infrastructure, not some luxury line item. Number Two treating world domination like a quarterly earnings call is why evil never scales properly. Inspired by Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery.
The Details:
Bold red italic script text reads "Sharks" above smaller golden-yellow lowercase text reading "with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads." A teal cartoon shark with a menacing red eye, bared white teeth, and a laser device on its head emits a red beam, positioned in front of a teal geometric triangle outline.
Fit & Fabric:
- Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable.
- Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume Cotton/Poly blend. Features side-seamed construction for a premium feel.
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Please refer to the size chart.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
