Dick Vernon's Detention Services - Unisex T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
T-Shirts come in two premium styles. Deluxe: 100% ring-spun cotton. Luxury: ultra soft vintage heather blend of combed ring-spun cotton & polyester.
Vernon's detention empire runs on cheap business cards and the conviction that making teenagers sit still is a marketable skill. Bender called the bull's bluff and the bull folded like a card table. Inspired by The Breakfast Club.
The Details:
Arched distressed white slab-serif text reads "DICK VERNON'S" across the top. A circular badge below contains a black and white illustrated portrait of Dick Vernon in a sport coat with finger raised, flanked by two small skull icons, with a ribbon banner reading "DETENTION SERVICES" and "ESTD" and "1985" on either side. Distressed white serif text along the bottom reads "DON'T MESS WITH THE BULL, YOUNG MAN."
Fit & Fabric:
- Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable.
- Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume Cotton/Poly blend. Features side-seamed construction for a premium feel.
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Please refer to the size chart.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
