Slow Poke - Unisex Hoodie
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex luxury fleece hoodies consist of a premium 8.5oz ring-spun cotton/polyester blend. They are beyond comfortable.
Turtles mating at geological speed is nature's way of making pornography look educational. "Poke" is doing community service in two completely different contexts, and the pace means both definitions are painfully accurate.
The Details:
Dark green retro bubble lettering reads "SLOW POKE" across the top in two stacked lines. Below, a vintage hand-drawn illustration depicts two turtles mating, the top turtle with an orange and gold patterned shell, the bottom turtle in lighter tan and green tones with detailed shell segments.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Pullover Hoodie. Double-lined hood with pouch pocket.
- Material: 8.0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly).
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and durable.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
