Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards v2 - Unisex Hoodie
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex fleece hoodies are a premium 8oz heavyweight cotton/poly fleece with a lined hood and a front pouch pocket. They are beyond comfortable.
Translating "eat a bag of dicks" into medieval English and slapping it on a tapestry-style knight is the most effort anyone has ever put into plausible deniability. Half the people reading this shirt are doing Latin root analysis at a barbecue.
The Details:
A medieval manuscript-style illustration of an armored knight on horseback, paired with a mock Old English insult, Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic pullover hoodie. Lined hood with color-matched drawcord and front pouch pocket.
- Material: 8 oz heavyweight cotton/poly fleece. Blend varies by color.
- Fit: Classic unisex fit, true to size. Ribbed cuffs and waistband with spandex hold their shape.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
