Dick's Hot Nuts has been telling people to eat a bag of dicks since 1939, which means your grandmother already knew about this. The most wholesome dirty joke in America comes with a cheerful salesman and a satisfaction guarantee.
The Details:
Navy-blue cloud-shaped badge contains arched orange-red cursive text reading "Dick's" above bold white block letters reading "FAMOUS" and smaller white serif text reading "Since 1939." A vintage 1930s-style cartoon mascot, a smiling suited salesman with curly hair, raises one finger while holding a container, rendered in distressed illustration style. Orange-red cursive text reads "Hot Nuts" below white serif text reading "Roasted," with bold white block letters reading "Just Eat a Bag of Dicks!"
