Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards v2 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our long sleeve T-shirts feature heavyweight 100% cotton with a solid, structured feel that’s built for warmth, comfort, and long-lasting wear.
Translating "eat a bag of dicks" into medieval English and slapping it on a tapestry-style knight is the most effort anyone has ever put into plausible deniability. Half the people reading this shirt are doing Latin root analysis at a barbecue.
The Details:
A medieval manuscript-style illustration depicts an armored knight on horseback, the horse draped in a red and gold caparison, walking across a grassy ground with small vegetation in muted earth tones. Golden blackletter text below reads "Thou May Ingest a Satchel Of Richards."
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed cuffs and taped neck/shoulders for durability.
- Material: 100% Heavyweight Cotton. (Heathers are a durable cotton/poly blend).
- Fit: Classic fit. Roomy and comfortable.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
