Schaeffer's plums are getting a bluish hue, ready to take them down to the farmer's market, and nobody in that dealership has the courage to stop him. Sales meetings shouldn't require a safe word. Inspired by Eastbound & Down.
The Details:
Distressed white block text reads "I CAN FEEL IT DOWN IN MY PLUMS" in an arched arrangement. A cartoon portrait of Ashley Schaeffer depicts shaggy silver hair and dark aviator sunglasses, flanked by a whole purple plum with a green leaf and a halved plum revealing golden flesh and a pit.
