Spaulding's boat etiquette remains the gold standard for people who absolutely cannot read a room, a dock, or basic human decency. Judge Smails paid for that boat with suffering only a caddy could fully appreciate. Inspired by Caddyshack.
The Details:
Scalloped white-bordered badge shape contains wavy light-blue and medium-blue horizontal lines filling the center, framed by tan rope borders along the top and bottom edges with small metal eyelet details at each rope end. Distressed white block text reads "SPAULDING, GET YOUR FOOT OFF THE BOAT!" across the center of the wave-filled background.
