Tribble Farms - Unisex T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
T-Shirts come in two premium styles. Deluxe: 100% ring-spun cotton. Luxury: ultra soft vintage heather blend of combed ring-spun cotton & polyester.
Cyrano Jones built a whole brand around selling a biological disaster with the confidence of a guy hawking timeshares on Risa. "Guaranteed to Multiply" is less a slogan and more a threat wrapped in feed-store charm. Inspired by Star Trek.
The Details:
Distressed white stencil text reads "CYRANO JONES" above "TRIBBLE FARMS." A gray crate overflowing with fuzzy brown, tan, and golden tribbles in a vintage hand-drawn style sits above golden-yellow cursive reading "Guaranteed" with diagonal speed lines, followed by white block text "TO MULTIPLY." Smaller condensed white text reads "PROUDLY SHIPPING FROM STATION K7" and "SINCE STARDATE 4523.3."
Fit & Fabric:
- Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable.
- Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume Cotton/Poly blend. Features side-seamed construction for a premium feel.
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Please refer to the size chart.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
