Youth group bracelets promised moral guidance, but this guy points the compass straight at a coke-dusted Nakatomi conference table. Following his lead at the office party means three drinks, one bump, and calling an armed thief "bubby" with total confidence until the gunshot. Inspired by Die Hard.
The Details:
Bold white block letters read "WWED" at the top of the design. A high-contrast black and white halftone illustration depicts a figure in a red and white Santa hat, holding a microphone and giving a thumbs up, with a small geometric emblem below. Green sans-serif text spells out the question beneath the illustration.