Santa ditching the reindeer for a speedboat full of pin-up girls is the most logical career pivot in holiday history. The elves probably filed HR complaints, but nobody checked the workshop attendance that week.
The Details:
Bold deep-red serif text in a carnival-style font reads "BOATS AND" arched above "HO HO HOS" within a cream rounded-rectangle border. A vintage pin-up illustration below depicts Santa Claus in a red suit steering a white mid-century speedboat, with three women in Santa hats and swimsuits posed along the vessel.
