Sitting on Santa's lap to request fewer dollar store gifts is the most diplomatically worded complaint in recorded history. The retro art style makes it look wholesome, which somehow makes the disappointment more devastating.
The Details:
Vintage 1950s-60s style illustration depicts a smiling boy seated on Santa Claus's lap, Santa in a red suit with white fur trim and a red hat, rendered in a cream, red, and chartreuse color palette. A chartreuse speech bubble above the figures contains bold white sans-serif uppercase text reading "MAYBE... LESS SHIT FROM THE DOLLAR STORE THIS YEAR." Decorative white script below reads "High Hopes" above small white serif text reading "POSITIVE OUTLOOK SERIES."