Youth group bracelets promised moral guidance, but this guy points the compass straight at a coke-dusted Nakatomi conference table. Following his lead at the office party means three drinks, one bump, and calling an armed thief "bubby" with total confidence until the gunshot. Inspired by Die Hard.
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A holiday parody of the WWJD youth group bracelets, starring the smooth-talking Nakatomi executive in a Santa hat, inspired by Die Hard.