You Have Died of Dysentery - Unisex T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
T-Shirts are available in two high quality styles. Deluxe: made with 100% ringspun combed cotton. Luxury: made with a super soft vintage style heather blend of ringspun cotton & polyester.
Oregon Trail taught an entire generation that manifest destiny ends not with a bang but with violent diarrhea, announced in the same tone as a font error. Every elder millennial's actual history education fits on a floppy disk and a tombstone.
The Details:
Green monochrome pixel art depicts an ox hitched to a covered wagon, rendered in blocky 8-bit style mimicking an Apple II green phosphor display. A bordered rectangle below contains pixelated green text reading "YOU HAVE DIED OF DYSENTERY."
Fit & Fabric:
- Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable.
- Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume Cotton/Poly blend. Features side-seamed construction for a premium feel.
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Please refer to the size chart.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
