You Have Died of Dysentery - Unisex T-Shirt

You Have Died of Dysentery - Unisex T-Shirt

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Estimated Delivery: June 16th - June 18th

T-Shirts come in two premium styles. Deluxe: 100% ring-spun cotton. Luxury: ultra soft vintage heather blend of combed ring-spun cotton & polyester.

Oregon Trail taught an entire generation that manifest destiny ends not with a bang but with violent diarrhea, announced in the same calm green font as a math quiz. Every elder millennial's real history education fits on a floppy disk and a tombstone.

The Details:

Green monochrome pixel art depicts an ox hitched to a covered wagon, rendered in blocky 8-bit style mimicking an Apple II green phosphor display. A bordered rectangle below contains pixelated green text reading "YOU HAVE DIED OF DYSENTERY."

Fit & Fabric:

  • Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable.
  • Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume Cotton/Poly blend. Features side-seamed construction for a premium feel.
  • Fit: Standard unisex fit. Please refer to the size chart.
  • Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.

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