Booking a three-hour tour with free lunches and zero liability waivers is peak mid-century optimism from a charter company employing a first mate whose incompetence was genuinely supernatural. The Professor built a Geiger counter from bamboo but somehow never patched the boat. Inspired by Gilligan's Island.
The Details:
A retro charter boat badge for the S.S. Minnow, the ill-fated tour boat that promised an exotic trip with free lunches, inspired by Gilligan's Island.