New Jersey Drones - Everything's Fine - Long Sleeve T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our long sleeve T-shirts feature heavyweight 100% cotton with a solid, structured feel that’s built for warmth, comfort, and long-lasting wear.
Jersey tourism postcards now feature surveillance drones instead of seagulls because the state watched unidentified quadcopters buzz their backyards while every level of government shrugged. "It's fine, everything's fine" is the state motto now, and honestly it always was.
The Details:
White arched text reads "GREETINGS FROM" above large 3D lettering reading "NEW JERSEY" in cyan with orange drop shadows, styled after vintage large-letter postcards. Two gray quadcopter drones with red and green navigation lights hover among white clouds and small stars above the lettering. Underlined yellow text reads "THE GARDEN STATE" below, with white script reading "It's Fine. Everything's Fine!"
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed cuffs and taped neck/shoulders for durability.
- Material: 100% Heavyweight Cotton. (Heathers are a durable cotton/poly blend).
- Fit: Classic fit. Roomy and comfortable.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
