Bitch Better Have My Cookies Holiday Baking - Unisex Hoodie

Bitch Better Have My Cookies Holiday Baking - Unisex Hoodie

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Estimated delivery to USA United States Feb 27-Mar 01

Our high quality unisex luxury fleece hoodies consist of a premium 8.5oz ring-spun cotton/polyester blend. They are beyond comfortable.

Baking cookies for Santa assumes he deserves them after a year of surveillance capitalism. The man breaks into houses, judges children, and expects snacks, which is just entitlement with better branding.

The Details:

Cream script text at the top reads "Bitch Better Have My" in decorative lettering. A retro illustration of Santa Claus in a red suit holds a chocolate chip cookie, with large cream serif letters spelling "Cookies" wrapping around the figure. An olive green banner at the bottom reads "HOLIDAY BAKING" above smaller cream text reading "for everyone."

Fit & Fabric:

  • Fabric: Heavyweight 80/20 cotton/poly blend. Features a double-lined hood and pouch pocket.
  • Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and durable.
  • Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.