Bitch Better Have My Cookies Holiday Baking - Unisex Sweatshirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex sweatshirts consist of a premium 8.5oz cotton/polyester blend with a classic crew neck and flattering fit.
Baking cookies for Santa assumes he deserves them after a year of surveillance capitalism. The man breaks into houses, judges children, and expects snacks, which is just entitlement with better branding.
The Details:
Cream script text at the top reads "Bitch Better Have My" in decorative lettering. A retro illustration of Santa Claus in a red suit holds a chocolate chip cookie, with large cream serif letters spelling "Cookies" wrapping around the figure. An olive green banner at the bottom reads "HOLIDAY BAKING" above smaller cream text reading "for everyone."
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double-needle stitching for durability.
- Material: 8.0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly).
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and warm.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
