Bitch Better Have My Cookies Holiday Baking - Unisex T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
T-Shirts are available in two high quality styles. Deluxe: made with 100% ringspun combed cotton. Luxury: made with a super soft vintage style heather blend of ringspun cotton & polyester.
Baking cookies for Santa assumes he deserves them after a year of surveillance capitalism. The man breaks into houses, judges children, and expects snacks, which is just entitlement with better branding.
The Details:
Cream script text at the top reads "Bitch Better Have My" in decorative lettering. A retro illustration of Santa Claus in a red suit holds a chocolate chip cookie, with large cream serif letters spelling "Cookies" wrapping around the figure. An olive green banner at the bottom reads "HOLIDAY BAKING" above smaller cream text reading "for everyone."
Fit & Fabric:
- Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable.
- Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume Cotton/Poly blend. Features side-seamed construction for a premium feel.
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Please refer to the size chart.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
