I Cook My Turkey the Old Fashioned Way - Long Sleeve T-Shirt

I Cook My Turkey the Old Fashioned Way - Long Sleeve T-Shirt

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Estimated Delivery: November 25th - November 28th

Our long sleeve T-shirts feature heavyweight 100% cotton with a solid, structured feel that’s built for warmth, comfort, and long-lasting wear.

Performative helplessness around a turkey is a skill refined over decades, passed down like a family heirloom nobody asked for. Asking "need any help?" once and accepting no is basically a recipe at this point.

The Details:

A vintage roast Thanksgiving turkey on a platter, with a slogan about leaving the holiday cooking to Mom.

Fit & Fabric:

  • Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed cuffs and taped neck/shoulders for durability.
  • Material: 100% Heavyweight Cotton. (Heathers are a durable cotton/poly blend).
  • Fit: Classic fit. Roomy and comfortable.
  • Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.

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