Merry Christmas Assholes - Women's T-Shirt

Merry Christmas Assholes - Women's T-Shirt

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NOTE: Deluxe women's tees now hug a little closer with a true contoured women's shape. Luxury tees still have a women's cut, just with a more roomy, relaxed fit. Sizing has changed, so check the size chart before adding to cart.

Estimated Delivery: November 6th - November 9th

T-Shirts come in two premium styles. Deluxe: 100% ring-spun cotton. Luxury: ultra soft vintage heather blend of combed ring-spun cotton & polyester.

Santa flipping the bird finally makes "Merry Christmas" mean something, and the something is "assholes." Ninety years of stale cookies and complaints from the naughty list, and the man's entire feedback form is one finger.

The Details:

White retro script text reads "Merry Christmas Assholes" in casual hand-drawn cursive lettering in the upper left. A white vintage line-art illustration below depicts Santa Claus with a full beard and fur-trimmed hat and coat, carrying a large sack over one shoulder and raising his other hand with the middle finger extended, rendered with heavy crosshatching and halftone-style shading. Scattered white stars and dots surround the figure.

Fit & Fabric:

  • Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton. Features a feminine, semi-contoured silhouette.
  • Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume Cotton/Poly blend. Relaxed fit with a vintage texture.
  • Construction: Both styles feature side-seaming for a flattering fit.
  • Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.

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