Nobody Likes a Shady Beach - Long Sleeve T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our long sleeve T-shirts feature heavyweight 100% cotton with a solid, structured feel that’s built for warmth, comfort, and long-lasting wear.
Shady beach puns operate as the linguistic equivalent of a speakeasy, letting people swear in public while maintaining total deniability. Grandma reads it twice and still just sees a weather preference.
The Details:
Distressed white block text reads "NOBODY LIKES A" across the top. Large golden-yellow cursive lettering reads "Shady" above a light blue stylized curling wave with decorative swirls and horizontal lines extending to the right. Bold distressed white block text reads "BEACH" at the bottom.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed cuffs and taped neck/shoulders for durability.
- Material: 100% Heavyweight Cotton. (Heathers are a durable cotton/poly blend).
- Fit: Classic fit. Roomy and comfortable.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.