Nobody Likes a Shady Beach - Unisex Hoodie
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex luxury fleece hoodies consist of a premium 8.5oz ring-spun cotton/polyester blend. They are beyond comfortable.
Shady beach puns operate as the linguistic equivalent of a speakeasy, letting people swear in public while maintaining total deniability. Grandma reads it twice and still just sees a weather preference.
The Details:
Distressed white block text reads "NOBODY LIKES A" across the top. Large golden-yellow cursive lettering reads "Shady" above a light blue stylized curling wave with decorative swirls and horizontal lines extending to the right. Bold distressed white block text reads "BEACH" at the bottom.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Pullover Hoodie. Double-lined hood with pouch pocket.
- Material: 8.0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly).
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and durable.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.