Paddle Faster I Hear Banjos - Unisex Sweatshirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex sweatshirts consist of a premium 8.5oz cotton/polyester blend with a classic crew neck and flattering fit.
Banjo music echoing across a river sounds charming for exactly four seconds before fifty years of cinematic trauma kicks in. Those wholesome clip art canoe guys have no idea they're paddling straight into the most regrettable Google search at your barbecue.
The Details:
Arched white serif text reads "PADDLE FASTER" above a vintage woodcut-style white illustration of two figures in life vests paddling a canoe across water. Below the illustration, white serif text reads "I HEAR BANJOS."
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double-needle stitching for durability.
- Material: 8.0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly).
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and warm.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
