Slow Poke - Unisex T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
T-Shirts are available in two high quality styles. Deluxe: made with 100% ringspun combed cotton. Luxury: made with a super soft vintage style heather blend of ringspun cotton & polyester.
Turtles mating in a vintage field guide illustration is nature's way of making pornography look educational. The word "poke" is doing community service in two completely different sentences, and the turtle's pace means both definitions are painfully accurate.
The Details:
Dark green retro bubble lettering reads "SLOW POKE" across the top in two stacked lines. Below, a vintage hand-drawn illustration depicts two turtles mating, the top turtle with an orange and gold patterned shell, the bottom turtle in lighter tan and green tones with detailed shell segments.
Fit & Fabric:
- Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable.
- Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume Cotton/Poly blend. Features side-seamed construction for a premium feel.
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Please refer to the size chart.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
