Turd Ferguson running for president makes too much sense because the man already steamrolled a moderator, ignored every question, and won the room wearing a hat the size of a satellite dish. Campaign slogan writes itself. Inspired by Saturday Night Live.
The Details:
Blue halftone portrait of Turd Ferguson wearing an oversized cowboy hat, flanked by two red stars. Bold white block text reads "TURD FERGUSON" above "FOR PRESIDENT" and "2028" in red and white. White cursive text at the bottom reads "It's a funny name."
