I Wanna Get Laid - Unisex T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
T-Shirts come in two premium styles. Deluxe: 100% ring-spun cotton. Luxury: ultra soft vintage heather blend of combed ring-spun cotton & polyester.
Laid to rest is the only version of getting laid that requires zero effort and has a 100% acceptance rate. Eternal unconsciousness might be the most honest relationship status available.
The Details:
Distressed cream text reads "I WANNA GET LAID" in large arched vintage serif lettering. A green gravestone engraved with "RIP" sits on green grass with fallen leaves, flanked by orange jack-o'-lanterns and surrounded by orange bats in flight. Small distressed cream text below reads "(TO REST)" in parentheses.
Fit & Fabric:
- Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable.
- Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume Cotton/Poly blend. Features side-seamed construction for a premium feel.
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Please refer to the size chart.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
