Bitch Better Have My Cookies Holiday Baking - Long Sleeve T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our long sleeve T-shirts feature heavyweight 100% cotton with a solid, structured feel that’s built for warmth, comfort, and long-lasting wear.
Baking cookies for Santa assumes he deserves them after a year of surveillance capitalism. The man breaks into houses, judges children, and expects snacks, which is just entitlement with better branding.
The Details:
Cream script text at the top reads "Bitch Better Have My" in decorative lettering. A retro illustration of Santa Claus in a red suit holds a chocolate chip cookie, with large cream serif letters spelling "Cookies" wrapping around the figure. An olive green banner at the bottom reads "HOLIDAY BAKING" above smaller cream text reading "for everyone."
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed cuffs and taped neck/shoulders for durability.
- Material: 100% Heavyweight Cotton. (Heathers are a durable cotton/poly blend).
- Fit: Classic fit. Roomy and comfortable.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
